5. Authentic Charles Rogers Throwback Jersey
In honor of the surprise Christmas “gifts” my younger brothers received in 2009 (a Charles Rogers and Joey Harrington combo pack), this piece would make for either a nice gag gift or semi-effective fire starter. You may either opt for the $142 authentic selection (38% off!) or settle for the slightly wrinkled Ebay throwback starting at $14.99 (no, that’s not ours).
Either way, both would make fine contributions to a cringe-inducing Detroit fanatic burn sesh (NSFW):