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In the 1st Round of the 2019 NFL Draft, the New York Giants shocked everyone by selecting quarterback Daniel Jones with the No. 6 pick.

One person who is extremely upset about the Giants pick is Mike Valenti of 97.1 The Ticket.

On Friday, Valenti went off on the Giants for picking Jones and while doing so he revealed he would no longer watch the Giants but instead would be watching a team he has been hating on for a long time.

From 97.1 The Ticket:

“Here, I’ll give you what you want, I’m like the reluctant stripper, I don’t want to work that pole, but I’ll work it for you… then we’ll talk about the Lions.”

“Yes, if you ever needed me to understand the pain you went through, then yes, I understand. The Giants organization has become a joke.”

Starting calm, Valenti got more and more worked up as he went over the trade. The Giants’ GM Dave Gettleman is the anti-Christ — a senile, arrogant moron, Valenti says — and there is no other GM in the league who would start Eli Manning right now. He’s clueless, an open liar, picked a player he didn’t even watch play, Valenti said.

“Now, at number six you bypass the pass rusher when that’s what the giants need to take the fifth-rated quarterback sixth overall,” Valenti said, voice rising in rage.

He added that Gettleman took a QB no one else wanted. “It’s malfeasance … A homeless guy with a substance abuse problem could do a better job that Gettleman right now.”

In sum, Valenti said his team is dead. He longer believes there is a god because no higher power would have allowed this.

“The blood is on your hands,” Valenti said, adding that he’s going to invoice Gettleman for his dad’s casket.

“This is my Millen … Here you go, there it is. My football franshise is dead, it’s run by a senile, cocky nut bag who is also a shill… The Giants are lower than dirt, they are the Lions, they are the Cardinals. I’ll watch the Lions on Sunday, I don’t have a football team.”

Nation, is it possible the Valenti will become a Lions’ fan?

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