A day after announcing they were retaining Matt Patricia and Bob Quinn for the 2020 season, Detroit Lions ownership (along with Rod Wood) published an open letter to the fans.
In the letter, the ownership attempted (poorly) to explain why Patricia and Quinn are returning but then shifted gears quickly to beg Lions’ fans to fill Ford Field in the future.
Of course, we shared the letter on Facebook and one of our readers did the rest!
Take a look as DSN reader Dwayne Allen did an epic job summarizing the open letter from the Lions ownership, including Martha Ford, Sheila Ford Hamp, and Rod Wood.
“Dear Suckers: We thank you for the money you spend for our mediocre product. We will continue tell you what you need to hear because you are all sheep and follow the herd and can’t wait to give us your money. we understand that we won’t be held responsible and thank you all for that, Sincerely The Ford Family PS: Please don’t forget to buy our over priced Lions merchandise next year as well”
Dwayne, you absolutely killed it!
In case you missed our response to Lions’ ownership, please click on the link below.