Ghosted by the Gridiron: How Detroit Lions Players Dodge Texts
In the jungle that is the Detroit Lions locker room, there's a wild phenomenon unfolding – the players' legendary skill of ghosting text messages. It turns out, if you're a Lion, responding to texts is as challenging as tackling a slippery quarterback. According to several players, their phones are more like fancy paperweights than communication devices.
Detroit Players' Comical Text Ignoring Skills
As the Lions media team cheekily points out, this isn't just a few players; it's an epidemic of ‘seen, not responded' in the locker room.
TL;DR (too long didn't read)
- Detroit Lions players are basically texting ninjas – they see everything but respond to nothing.
- This ‘ignore and snore' approach to texts is a team-wide trend.
- Turns out, catching a football is easier for them than catching up on texts.
Bottom Line – Ghosting Champions of the NFL
So next time you text a Detroit Lion and get left in digital limbo, just remember, it's not personal – it’s just their off-field game strategy. These players might be pros at passes on the field, but they're amateurs when it comes to passing along a text reply. As they continue to navigate their way through the NFL season, one thing's for sure: their phones won't be buzzing with distractions anytime soon. In the world of missed texts, the Detroit Lions are undisputedly undefeated.
