You’ve heard of the parody “Captain Andrew Luck” Twitter account. Now, let’s meet his counterpart on the battlefield, “Maj. John Matthew Stafford”, which made his debut on Twitter this past August.
Decked out in Civil-War era apparel, the brave Major has rallied his troops for the upcoming battle in the Frozen Tundra against the cheese-eaters.
https://twitter.com/MajorMattStaff9/status/1180872506581762048
https://twitter.com/MajorMattStaff9/status/1182782192037969920
Of course, this gem from before Detroit’s matchup with Kansas City will bring a grin to your face.
https://twitter.com/MajorMattStaff9/status/1177285899903619072
Godspeed, Major!
