Lions Leftovers is the weekly post-game commentary from Detroit Sports Nation contributor Rob Otto. The opinions are his own, and not necessarily those of Detroit Sports Nation.
Most people look forward to their Thanksgiving leftovers, figuring out ingenious ways to re-purpose everything from the turkey to the sweet potato pie. The Lions, however, give their fans nothing but indigestion when we look back at their 30-23 loss to the Vikings on Turkey Day.
Go grab the Pepto, I’ll wait.
The Lions were bad on Thursday. They couldn’t run the ball again; Matthew Stafford could not complete the easiest of passes; they had almost no return game, and even when they did break one, it was called back on penalties; they let the Vikings run on them at will; with very few expectations, they couldn’t get pressure on Case Keenum; they left tight ends wide open on too many occasions; they hurried up when they didn’t have too and slowed down when they should have rushed. At least the special teams blocked a couple kicks and Matt Prater was perfect on the day!
Sound about right?
Lions fans got their hopes up that this was the year they win the division for the first time since before it was known as the NFC North. The fans SHOULD have been right – Green Bay and Minnesota are playing with backup quarterbacks (in the Vikings' case, the backup’s backup) and Chicago is playing with a rookie that has proven next to nothing so far. Everything pointed to a division title except one thing: Same Old Lions.
Every year, the Lions find new and tragic ways to crush the hearts of the faithful, and every year those faithful come back begging for more. It is a classic abusive relationship and one that hundreds of thousands of willing men, women, and children return to every year. As well as they should.
Fandom runs deep, and in most cases, it gets paid off. That is what keeps you coming back.
You cannot stop being a Lions’ fan any more than you can stop breathing, but if you want the payoff that almost every other fan base has gotten over the last couple decades, you have to hold the franchise to a higher standard. Stop buying into the hype and force them to prove something before you reinvest every iota of your being in them.
So, I want you to force yourself to look back at the Detroit Sports Nation live Twitter feed that I ran on Thursday (and make sure you follow along in the future @DetSportsNation). Let the day wash over you again, and when that pit in your stomach develops, embrace it and remember how it feels the next time you go into a season saying “THIS is the year they pull it all together.” Because it isn’t. Not as long as mediocrity is the only bar they need to reach to earn your trust.
Run, run, pass, punt. James Robert Cooter is in mid-game form. #MINvsDET
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
Early break, time too what Coach Thousand Yard Stare is thinking #MINvsDET pic.twitter.com/zgW09ex8KZ
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
A little too much butter on your mashed potatoes, Abdullah? Come on! Vikings taking over in great position after the turnover.
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
Lions have started out their last three games down 34-0. So far. #MINvsDET
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
What do you think of that score so far, coach? pic.twitter.com/e65k8x1wqT
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
Watch the Lions allow an early TD with only 10 men on field https://t.co/wkm01K4oka @LionsMLive #Lions #OnePride pic.twitter.com/JFsfmPOv2N
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
In their 10 previous games combined, the Vikings have scored a total of 23 point in the first quarter. They have 13 today. So far. #MINvsDET
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
Not a single Viking on that side of the filed on that screen. All Stafford has to do is float it. Instead he throw it at his feet. Come on! #MINvsDET
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/PFF_Gordon/status/933772677088731136
Working on your half time speech, Coach? What instructions will you give them? pic.twitter.com/sjpv3UiU3t
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
Fells could not complete the catch so no TD. Lions fans HATE that phrase. Settle for a field goal. Lions fans HATE that phrase too. Lions cut lead to 27-13. #MINvsDET
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
Thoughts on the reversal, Coach? #MINvsDET pic.twitter.com/rQIgMgWnHZ
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
Lions try a trick play. The only people they tricked were themselves. #MINvsDET
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
Third & two, seven step drop. That is the side effect of no running game. Vikings can go for the rush and sack Stafford. AGAIN settling the field goal. Vikings 27-16. #MINvsDET
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
The Lions blitz gets there, but Keenum ducks under it and throws for the first down. That is a game-changer if they score on this drive. #MINvsDET
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
Tate has the first down when he catches the ball, then runs back to lose it. You have to be smarter than that. Negative YAC on that one! #MINvsDET
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
Stafford could not get anything on that pass. Caldwell will get second-guessed on putting Stafford back in, and he should. #MINvsDET
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017
Final score – Vikings 30, Lions 23. Minnesota now 3 games ahead in the division. pic.twitter.com/aqlYdn1Qyi
— DetroitSportsNation (@detsportsnation) November 23, 2017