The first episode of HBO's ‘Hard Knocks' Training Camp with the Detroit Lions is officially a wrap and for those of you who tuned in, you were likely satisfied, just as we were.
Top 5 quotes from Episode 1 of Detroit Lions ‘Hard Knocks'
Without further ado, here are what I believe are the Top 5 quotes from Episode 1 of Detroit Lions ‘Hard Knocks’.
5 – “I swear to god, I’m not a lunatic.” – Dan Campbell
After watching Episode 1, I am not sure I believe this quote but I am all in with MCDC!
4 – “Man, when it comes to the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, it’s just a freight train coming your way.”- Dan Campbell (from Metallica)
Of course, Dan Campbell had to channel his inner Metallica while talking to his team.
3 – “We’re running through your body like diarrhea. Drip, drip, A.G.” – Jamaal Williams
Jamaal Williams has likely used this one during games in the past.
2 – “If you gonna piss like a puppy, stay on the porch, and let the big dogs (bleeping) eat.” – Jamaal Williams
Williams had one of the best (and most emotional) speeches we have ever heard on ‘Hard Knocks.'
1 – “We'll play on grass, we'll play on turf, we'll go to a (bleeping) landfill. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter if you have one ass cheek and three toes. I will beat your ass.” – Dan Campbell
LET'S FREAKING GO!!!!
Nation, if you happened to tune in for Episode 1 of ‘Hard Knocks' with the Detroit Lions, what are your favorite quotes? Do any from a player or coach other than Dan Campbell or Jamaal Williams make your cut?