Wednesday was Eric Ebron‘s birthday and apparently, the former Detroit Lions‘ tight end turned the big 12.
Why do I say he turned 12?
Well, when you take a look at his middle school-like Twitter spat with 97.1 The Ticket’s Evan Jankens, who is also going through puberty, you will catch my drift.
It all started with Ebron announcing to the Twitter universe that today is his birthday and he is “eating a damn honey bun.”
It’s my birthday‼️ I’m eating a damn honey bun today.
— Ebron85 (@Ebron85) April 10, 2019
Well, Jankens was on that tweet like white on rice and responded with a very uncreative ‘hands’ joke.
Don’t drop it… those things are slick pic.twitter.com/AWyiKIKOfa
— Evan Jankens (@EvanJankens) April 10, 2019
Now, most professional athletes (or adults for that matter) would have just ignored the juvenile jab but we clearly are not talking about adults here.
Take a look as Ebron went straight for the throat punch by making fun of Jankens because of his job title.
“Digital content producer” your job sucks bro 😂😂
— Ebron85 (@Ebron85) April 10, 2019
Jankens replied but Ebron did not respond further as he clearly realized he already had the kill shot. Or maybe he felt bad, who knows and who cares?
Oh you drop one liners too!
— Evan Jankens (@EvanJankens) April 10, 2019
See, this is what happens when we have a slow news day! We are forced to look at Eric Ebron’s Twitter feed for content!
GIVE US SOME NEWS!!!
