First of all, if you clicked on this article after seeing “Rob Parker” the title, I commend you.
As you probably know, Parker works in the Detroit media and he is known for having the most absurd takes on the planet so that he can have attention drawn to himself.
Well, Parker is up to his bullshit takes again as he had written an entire article in which he attempts (and fails miserably) to bash Matthew Stafford.
Stafford, of course, has been traded to the Los Angeles Rams in a deal that sent Jared Goff, a pair of future first-round draft picks, and a 2021 third-round pick to the Detroit Lions.
Parker’s article, which is titled, “Rams fans, meet Stat Padford! It’s not a typo, that’s who he really is,” rips Stafford left and right and even claims Lions fans would have had a parade to celebrate Stafford’s departure following the trade had it not been for COVID-19.
Here is an excerpt from Parker’s disaster of an article:
Nobody — and we mean nobody — is better at padding his stats than Stafford. You know, putting up yards and late touchdowns in games basically out of reach. The resulting final scores make the games look closer, competitive. From afar, you marvel at Stafford’s stat lines and chubby career numbers.
Stafford was so famous for flourishing in garbage time against prevent defenses that Lions fans on the radio gave him all kinds of nicknames for doing so.
I call him Stat Padford.
If you’re being honest about his career, it fits.
People in Motown are in tears — tears of joy, that is — that the Lions finally dumped him.
In fact, if COVID-19 wasn’t still gripping folks, there probably would have been a parade down Woodward on Sunday.
Hey, Rob, how about you stop trying to be fake to get attention and keep it real. You know damn well that Stafford is a solid QB who was in a bad situation with the Lions. Oh, and please keep Detroit Lions’ fans out of your mouth.
Stafford will excel with the Rams and you will have your mouth shut…again.
rob parker, let me guess, your a racist nigga