Simon and Garfunkel fans who have been hoping to hear a Weird Al Yankovic parody of one of the legendary duo’s songs will surely appreciate this.
Detroit Lions tight end Eric Ebron’s struggles have been known for some time now, and fans have grown more and more frustrated as time goes on since being taken 10th overall in the 2014 NFL Draft. Currently, he’s tied for 9th in the NFL with three drops on 26 targets with a drop percentage of 11.5.
Chuck Saltmarche submitted a mixtape titled “Bringing Down the Lions” on the Harris Football podcast, which is hosted by former ESPN fantasy football analyst Christopher Harris. This was just too clever to pass up.
https://www.harrisfootball.com/mixtapes/ (It’s the first song listed on the page).
Here are the lyrics:
“Hello Ebron my old friend, you dropped the football once again.
Your arms look like they’re made of rubber, the ball hit you right in the numbers.
And you hugged the air as the pigskin fell straight down, Ebron the clown.
He’s bringing down, the Lions.
And with the next good pass I saw, the ball dropped down as did my jaw.
And so the Lions game was spoiled, looked like the ball was dipped in oil.
And the boos rained down from the people in the stands, Ebron’s duck hands.
Are bringing down, the Lions.”
