As the final seconds ticked off the clock on Saturday during Michigan‘s embarrassing loss to Michigan State, there were quite a few people who took to social media to say that they could not wait to hear what Mike Valenti would say about Wolverines’ head coach Jim Harbaugh on his show on Monday.
From 97.1 The Ticket:
Well, Valenti has spoken and as expected, he took Harbaugh to what he likes to call, “pound town.”
“You just went out and lost to a coach who had no off-season,” he said about Harbaugh, adding that the guy he lost to “has a three-year rebuild in front of him.”
He called the local media, “low rent propaganda” that is “bought and paid for” and compared local sports reporters and pundits to the Kremlin in Moscow. “We are dealing with a level of dishonesty both locally and nationally with media that I don’t know that there’s a comparison to,” Valenti said.
In sum, Valenti said Jim Harbaugh should no longer be the Wolverines coach, but the media won’t admit it. “Your coach is a bum,” he said. “Your coach is an overrated mess.”
“We tried to tell them. I tried to explain to you guys,” Valenti said. “‘Look man, this season ain’t real. You probably got to settle down on the rhetoric a little bit … Here’s the funny part: Wolverine fans, you’ve got a little bit of a Sophie’s choice … If you’re a Michigan fan you’ve got two choices, you can either come to my side of things and you can kiss my Italian ass with both lips passionately and say ‘You’re right Mike this isn’t real, I’m sorry, it doesn’t count, it doesn’t count. You told me it was real, you lambasted me that it was real. You basically told me to throw myself off a bridge and kill myself. It’s real. You had lots of nice things to say over the last week.
“If it’s real then I invite you to open your mouth, slide your tongue to the side and let me gently slide this L right into your mouth.”