Stan Van Gundy

The Piston got absolutely manhandled by the Chicago Bulls Monday night to the tune of a 113-82 loss.

This extends the Pistons losing streak to three games, and extends a more concerning skid of losing five out the last six.

The only silver lining of a mad Stan Van Gundy is his tendency to drop more quotables than Jay-Z on The Black Album.

His latest SVG-isms include:

  • “Team meeting my ass”
  • “I GUARANTEE you on Wednesday night we’re not trotting that five out there again.”